Is that my ASS? IS THAT MY ASS??
Yeah.. My thoughts while at the gym, I look around at the bodies running walking, stairmastering, I check out all the bodies and ask myself do I look like that woman? hmm, is my ass that big. OH GOD tell me I dont look like that one I should just take the bridge if that is me.
I was on the treadmill, singing away ( I am sure to make sure the people around me have headphones on before I begin my singalong....) whn the woman next to me who was bigger than I am, ( I certainly woulnd be next to a skinny minnie it woul dmanke me feel worse LOL) anyway she is walking with a passion I dream of. FAST real fast walk. then I am walking sweating and sweating more. She picks up he speed, now the woman is walking like a pacer. SHe has a towel and wipes her brow. I know all the details because we are probably less than 5 feet apart. Not difficult to pick up on.
I keep on my pace and maintain my decorum sweating but not a sopping mess, then she picks up the speed again.
Now SOB is running. really running, I looked at the number her pace is at 4.5! Yeah she is running at almost 5 miles an hour. How can this be, how can she carry all that weight and be running. I am dying here at 3.3.
She is my new hero!!! Screw the skinny girls, forget the 40 ish chicks that look like 20.
Me , I am hanging with the fast foot pounding rubinesque real woman.
I didnt talk to her, I hardly even looked at her, but if she ever thought no one respected her her day is here, she has officially been blogged about and I think she is awesome. I hope to see her there again. I got off the treadmill after my two miles and she was still running, she would slow the pace a few times but man she is a woman.
Now the old Suzie needs to comment a few things tonight at the gym. Allie was with me and doing her running thing next to me. I can be next to her with her skinny little body and I dont mind. A heavenly man walked by in a red t shirt and we didnt turn our heads to look at each other just our eyes met and we both said Sheeeitttt. and kept on going.
Its good to have someone just like you to hang out with once in a while.
Greys anatomy tonight and I am watching.
I was on the treadmill, singing away ( I am sure to make sure the people around me have headphones on before I begin my singalong....) whn the woman next to me who was bigger than I am, ( I certainly woulnd be next to a skinny minnie it woul dmanke me feel worse LOL) anyway she is walking with a passion I dream of. FAST real fast walk. then I am walking sweating and sweating more. She picks up he speed, now the woman is walking like a pacer. SHe has a towel and wipes her brow. I know all the details because we are probably less than 5 feet apart. Not difficult to pick up on.
I keep on my pace and maintain my decorum sweating but not a sopping mess, then she picks up the speed again.
Now SOB is running. really running, I looked at the number her pace is at 4.5! Yeah she is running at almost 5 miles an hour. How can this be, how can she carry all that weight and be running. I am dying here at 3.3.
She is my new hero!!! Screw the skinny girls, forget the 40 ish chicks that look like 20.
Me , I am hanging with the fast foot pounding rubinesque real woman.
I didnt talk to her, I hardly even looked at her, but if she ever thought no one respected her her day is here, she has officially been blogged about and I think she is awesome. I hope to see her there again. I got off the treadmill after my two miles and she was still running, she would slow the pace a few times but man she is a woman.
Now the old Suzie needs to comment a few things tonight at the gym. Allie was with me and doing her running thing next to me. I can be next to her with her skinny little body and I dont mind. A heavenly man walked by in a red t shirt and we didnt turn our heads to look at each other just our eyes met and we both said Sheeeitttt. and kept on going.
Its good to have someone just like you to hang out with once in a while.
Greys anatomy tonight and I am watching.
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