Flaming June's Love

OK so here is a story for my friend Ruby. She seems to always get the nutty neighbors and I yes I have the predictable, gentle, thoughtful ones. NOT TODAY!!!!!! There is a woman that lives on the corner of our street, she is in a two family house alongside an alley. Those of you from Alleyless neighborhoods or states they are single lane roads that run behind homes for access to garages and streets whenever necessary. Most of all THEy ARE PUBLIC ROADS!!! OK In the past the girls and I have driven down this alley to get to the whatever.. crossstreet. Legal, accessible, predictable. There is the woman who we will call, hmm bottz, sitting in her yard, porch, streetside smoking cigarettes and waving her arms around at people driving by. One day we drove through the alley and she threw a bicycle at us. yup she had to move a bike out of the PUBLIC road and was pissed. She truly believes this alley belongs to her. I am the first to defend my kids, and then again I am usually the first t...