Is that my ASS? IS THAT MY ASS??
Yeah.. My thoughts while at the gym, I look around at the bodies running walking, stairmastering, I check out all the bodies and ask myself do I look like that woman? hmm, is my ass that big. OH GOD tell me I dont look like that one I should just take the bridge if that is me. I was on the treadmill, singing away ( I am sure to make sure the people around me have headphones on before I begin my singalong....) whn the woman next to me who was bigger than I am, ( I certainly woulnd be next to a skinny minnie it woul dmanke me feel worse LOL) anyway she is walking with a passion I dream of. FAST real fast walk. then I am walking sweating and sweating more. She picks up he speed, now the woman is walking like a pacer. SHe has a towel and wipes her brow. I know all the details because we are probably less than 5 feet apart. Not difficult to pick up on. I keep on my pace and maintain my decorum sweating but not a sopping mess, then she picks up the speed again. Now SOB is running. ...