Crazies everywhere.
OK so here is a story for my friend Ruby. She seems to always get the nutty neighbors and I yes I have the predictable, gentle, thoughtful ones. NOT TODAY!!!!!!
There is a woman that lives on the corner of our street, she is in a two family house alongside an alley. Those of you from Alleyless neighborhoods or states they are single lane roads that run behind homes for access to garages and streets whenever necessary.
Most of all
THEy ARE PUBLIC ROADS!!!
OK In the past the girls and I have driven down this alley to get to the whatever.. crossstreet.
Legal, accessible, predictable.
There is the woman who we will call, hmm bottz, sitting in her yard, porch, streetside smoking cigarettes and waving her arms around at people driving by.
One day we drove through the alley and she threw a bicycle at us. yup she had to move a bike out of the PUBLIC road and was pissed.
She truly believes this alley belongs to her.
I am the first to defend my kids, and then again I am usually the first to run after them if they get too close to the road.
Not her, she lets them ride their bikes trikes and skateboards round an round the PUBLIC alley.
OO KKK here is the kicker.
Andy leaves to work at the house.
He calls thirty seconds later and says
"OK SUZ you know the Botzz lady on the corner? Chuckle chuckle...
Well she made a barricade of sorts in the alley.
She has filled soda cans with yellow paint and if you drive through there there is no other thing to do but drive over them since it is a one way alley"
AND
The one can I could not meneuver around in the (Ford F-150 extended cab truck) exploded and there is yellow paint under the truck"
I went ape!!!
This woman is an absolute nuisance.
beyond that she is freaking crazy Botzz.
One day Allie and I and Missi drove through in the Vibe which is the smallest little car on the planet creeping on by and she gave us the finger.
Yup she threw the bird at me and my two teenage daughters. I could have laughed it off and kept going but OHHH NOOOO
Not my girls.
Allie throws the Vibe into park and rolls down the window and says
"Did you just give my Mother and sister the finger!!???
Because if you did I am taking that as a threat and I will have to get out of my car and defend my disabled mother and younger frightened sister!!!!"
SOOOO Did you just give my Mother and sister the finger? answer carefully..."
She backed up looked at the crazy wild eyed 17 yo angelic cheerleader and said,
"No No I dont know what your talking about, your seeing things."
"Good answer you fucking crazy broad."
We laughed all the way out the alley.
I looked back and she was literally stomping her foot, no feet. like a baby does.
So now I am demanding some action.
Well... Maybe I am not demanding action..
I am demanding my husband take some action. (LOL)
I will keep you all up to date on PNN.
( You know Parson News Network)
There is a woman that lives on the corner of our street, she is in a two family house alongside an alley. Those of you from Alleyless neighborhoods or states they are single lane roads that run behind homes for access to garages and streets whenever necessary.
Most of all
THEy ARE PUBLIC ROADS!!!
OK In the past the girls and I have driven down this alley to get to the whatever.. crossstreet.
Legal, accessible, predictable.
There is the woman who we will call, hmm bottz, sitting in her yard, porch, streetside smoking cigarettes and waving her arms around at people driving by.
One day we drove through the alley and she threw a bicycle at us. yup she had to move a bike out of the PUBLIC road and was pissed.
She truly believes this alley belongs to her.
I am the first to defend my kids, and then again I am usually the first to run after them if they get too close to the road.
Not her, she lets them ride their bikes trikes and skateboards round an round the PUBLIC alley.
OO KKK here is the kicker.
Andy leaves to work at the house.
He calls thirty seconds later and says
"OK SUZ you know the Botzz lady on the corner? Chuckle chuckle...
Well she made a barricade of sorts in the alley.
She has filled soda cans with yellow paint and if you drive through there there is no other thing to do but drive over them since it is a one way alley"
AND
The one can I could not meneuver around in the (Ford F-150 extended cab truck) exploded and there is yellow paint under the truck"
I went ape!!!
This woman is an absolute nuisance.
beyond that she is freaking crazy Botzz.
One day Allie and I and Missi drove through in the Vibe which is the smallest little car on the planet creeping on by and she gave us the finger.
Yup she threw the bird at me and my two teenage daughters. I could have laughed it off and kept going but OHHH NOOOO
Not my girls.
Allie throws the Vibe into park and rolls down the window and says
"Did you just give my Mother and sister the finger!!???
Because if you did I am taking that as a threat and I will have to get out of my car and defend my disabled mother and younger frightened sister!!!!"
SOOOO Did you just give my Mother and sister the finger? answer carefully..."
She backed up looked at the crazy wild eyed 17 yo angelic cheerleader and said,
"No No I dont know what your talking about, your seeing things."
"Good answer you fucking crazy broad."
We laughed all the way out the alley.
I looked back and she was literally stomping her foot, no feet. like a baby does.
So now I am demanding some action.
Well... Maybe I am not demanding action..
I am demanding my husband take some action. (LOL)
I will keep you all up to date on PNN.
( You know Parson News Network)
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